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Sturla's Live TV Confession

Oh, Sturla. You won an Olympic bronze medal and used your post-race interview to tell the entire planet you cheated on your girlfriend. You said she was "the love of your life." You said "I hope committing social suicide might show her how much I love her." You said — real quote — "I'm a member of Mensa, but I still do stupid stuff." Your ex told a newspaper "It's hard to forgive him. Even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world." Four medals total. Unmatched chaos.