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Canada's Curling Meltdown

You are DRAMA in the gentlest sport on earth. Sweden accused Canada of touching the stone after release. Canada responded with "You can f*** off" on a hot mic. Then 4K video proved they did it. Then they said it was "premeditated planning" by Sweden to catch them. Then the Canadian WOMEN'S team got called for the same thing THE NEXT DAY. Then the BRITISH team too. You are a beautiful, profane, paranoid, stone-touching mess.