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Penisgate
You are the scandal that made every person on earth say "I'm sorry, WHAT?" Male ski jumpers are allegedly injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises so their suits get measured bigger, giving them extra fabric that adds METERS to their jumps. A Milan plastic surgeon confirmed he did the procedure using "a more than generous dose." A urologist warned it can cause "tissue necrosis and loss of the penis." You are proof that men will literally risk losing their entire penis before going to therapy.