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Julia Simon's Credit Card Fraud

You are a LEGEND operating on a frequency the rest of us cannot comprehend. You stole your own teammate's credit card, blew $2,300 on online shopping, got caught, claimed identity theft, confessed in court, got banned for one month, came back, won TWO Olympic gold medals, shushed the crowd as you crossed the finish line, and said "I'm just focused on my sport." Your victim finished 80th. In the same race. Ice-cold, gold-medal-winning, credit-card-swiping repeat offender. Hide your wallet.